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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an orange elephant? Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that."

"How do you know if a black person used your TV? It's not there anymore."

"For what a college education costs these days, I think most kids would just prefer to buy a helicopter."

"After realising that I had accidentally eaten my clone, I shat myself."

"The world would be a better place if we all got along like the ""Price is Right"" audience."

"And your 2015 Miss Universe is Columbia! -Steve Harvey"

"What's the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done."

"A beggar walked up to me and said, I haven't eaten anything for days. I just looked at him and said, ""God, I wish I had your willpower"""

"What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer? Apart from the Spelling?"