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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an orange elephant? Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that."

"After spending twenty minutes making up outrageous symptoms, WebMD diagnosed me immature, and an asshole."

"Guess who doesn't want to hear your kid sing? Everyone. The answer is everyone, so stop it."

"I hate the lack of entertainment on westjet flights It's driving me bored-air-line crazy"

"Airbags should deploy in the form of balloon animals. Sure, you've been in an accident, but now you have a whimsical puppy dog."

"Hearing a joke is like chasing a puppy with a club, eventually you get it."

"I went to check out a premature ejaculators' support group this morning But it turns out it's tomorrow."

"What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college? BYE-SON!"

"A horse comes into a bar.., No wait, it was a man. A horse comes in a man..."

"I spent two hours child-proofing my home. They still got in."