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Joke of the Day

"You know the difference between Catholics and Baptists? Catholics will say hello to each other in the liquor store."

"Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"SERIOUS WARNING! Do not go outside! On the 31st December around 11:59pm. Do not go outside your house otherwise chances are, you will not come back until next year!!! Please tell everyone u care for."

"Every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. We need to stop this woman."

"How to win an argument with a deaf girl? Turn off the lights."

"What do you call math that gives you PTSD? Triggernometry"

"I saw a rabbi blessing food while golfing. I mentioned that it seemed strange, but he told me it's parve for the course."

"I follow my mother's advice and make little things count... Although I'm not sure if she meant me teaching midgets math."

"I lost my mood ring I really just don't know how to feel about it."

"Did ya hear about the Mexican who kept washing his dog? They were spic and spaniel"