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Joke of the Day

"Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."

"How do you know when a blond is having a bad day? Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."

"For every chick that's crying about no good guys out there...there's a dude she's ignoring that's good to her."

"A magical tractor is driving down a road... and turns into a field."

"If Trump wins the election ... What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto? ""Make America good again."""

"I knew that psychic wasn't legit when she let me write a check."

"I LOVE the way the Earth rotates It really makes my day."

"HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft."

"Got my dad today nope nevermind, he ran away again"

"How do you get four old ladies to yell ""SHIT!"" Get a fifth old lady to yell ""BINGO!"""