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Joke of the Day
"What are some benefits to living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."
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"I love being a pessimist. I'm either always right or pleasantly surprised."
"TIL: Roofing in the Summer heat can be dangerous WARNING: HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA"
"how many feet does the centipede use while running only 98, the other 2 are swinging"
"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
"Taking my dog for a walk Taking my quadriplegic dog for a walk is a real drag."
"My GF and I would kick ass at the newlywed game. I know 100% of her answers to questions is "" I don't know""."
"Walked into a spider web and did an hour of tai chi in five seconds."
"I tried to catch a bunch of fog this morning. Mist"
"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her And according to the judge, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend"