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Joke of the Day

"What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."

"the hardest part about hitting a child in public... is avoiding getting caught by their parent's."

"What do you call a black neurosurgeon? A Doctor you fucking racist."

"Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets? To run their hands through their hair"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then into a chair Then into a table"

"You know what they say about small feet... Big truck"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None it's a women's job."

"The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared."

"For a guy that could change water into wine, I'm surprised Jesus only got hammered once."