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Joke of the Day
"Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her."
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"Poor Susie! Q: Why couldn't Susie ride the swings? A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie!"
"Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana."
"6yo:You can't eat chips before dinner! Me:YOU can't. I'm a grown man. I do what I want. *Wife walks in*: What's that? Me:WHAT? NOTHING. Huh?"
"Sometimes instead of saying ""For Example"", I'll say something such as ""such as"", for example."
"I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. But sometimes I put both my legs in the same pant leg and pretend I'm a mermaid."
"Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river? Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed?"
"What is the opposite of paranoia? Thinking you are following someone."
"How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day? None"
"Who is FAPMAN's greatest nemesis? The Stroker."