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Joke of the Day
"You know what makes me smile? ... my face muscles"
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"(Creating Atheists) God: Make some humans Sciencey Angel: Will they believe in you? God: No, but they'll be so surprised when we meet!"
"Did you hear about the new condoms for frogs? They're rrrrribbet for her pleasure!"
"A horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""Heeeeyeyeyeyey, why the looooong face?"" And the horse replies ""Because the guy telling the joke that I'm starring in has bad...comic...*timing.*"""
"What do you call a weed smoker with abs? A Narc."
"I was trying to get out of the friend zone with a girl. She put me in the brother zone... Good thing I live in Alabama!"
"Why do squirrels swim on their back? to keep their nuts dry."
"I've never dumped a girl. I always lay them peacefully in a field to be discovered by school children"
"Why can't cars fly kites? Because of the windshield."
"If we could only get rid of the federal government this country could be a libertarian paradise like Somalia"