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Joke of the Day
"Why can't cars fly kites? Because of the windshield."
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"[the boss walks by my desk and catches me looking at sonic anime] Me: the hackers are at it again. I was trying to visit church. com"
"Two peanuts are walking through Central Park. One was a salted."
"Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half."
"Hugh Jackman and Kevin Spacey are sitting at a dinner party.... Hugh Jackman says, ""Hey, Kevin, can you pass the salt?"" Kevin Spacey replies, ""No soap, radio!"""
"If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to the first time."
"People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My grandpa died in Auschwitz... He fell off a watchtower"
"A Mexican magician says that he'll disappear on the count of three... ""Uno... dos..."" POOF! He disappeared without a tres."
"If you have that loud keyboard clicking sound enabled on your iPhone, give me your phone. You don't get a phone."
"I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant ""food."" I try to find the food in every situation."