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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl, are you bubble wrap? Because you're fun to run over with my bike"

"We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows. Don't want any sharks in my house."

"A tropical depression is just like a regular depression. Except instead of being unable to get out of bed, you can't get out of a hammock."

"I would like to thank President Donald Trump on behalf of my wife... suddenly the thousands I invested into Canadian dating sites wasn't so worthless after all."

"A magician was driving down the street and turned into a driveway"

"A lion would NEVER cheat on his mate But a Tiger Wood. XD"

"""Hate it when I think of her and suddenly we're teleported to a picturesque location, and have to dance to a random love song."" - Indians"

"Just once I'd like a number between 1 and 10 to think of me."

"Premiering 2017. They never saw him coming. Sean Penn is The Retard Pope"

"Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey? Bill Cosby"