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Joke of the Day

"Momma bird: welcome to the world! Baby bird: thx! M: for the next few months instead of food, I'ma just throw up in your mouth. B: wait what"

"What's the difference between a blonde and your job? Your job still sucks after 6 months."

"If you could choose between having a girlfriend and owning the new playstation what would be your first game?"

"I believe: - I can fly. - Children are the future. - Knowledge is power. - I will use my powers to defeat the future children."

"Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them."

"What do you get when you finger a gypsy on her period? Your palm red for free"

"Economic research Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle attract the most interest."

"Does jack Nicholson have it right? Absolutely! Lol so funny and true! http://imgur.com/Ty82Ugc http://imgur.com/69lQnye"

"ME: *eating fast food* VEGAN GUY: You eat that stuff? ME: Yeah VG: That stuff is gonna kill you ME: *visibly annoyed* not soon enough"

"Did you read the story about the man who dropped nitroglycerin? It had quite the explosive conclusion."