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Joke of the Day

"I often wonder if people at work can tell I'm using Tinder just by my hand motions... but then I realize they probably don't care WHY I'm masturbating."

"A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose a friend asked ""how much did you pay for that?"" ""I paid through the nose!"" he replied"

"That was THE best 10 hours of sleep I've ever had. Thanks for asking me to sleep with you! Huh. You look upset."

"Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser? Because he clearly owed the win to Miller."

"I was playing with my new toaster in the bathtub today when I read the warning label and it said not to. I was shocked."

"A baseball player was hit in the head with a line drive yesterday... today he's more open-minded"

"Did you hear there was a fire in George Bushes personal library? It was awful! Most of his books hadn't even been colored in yet."

"Black and Mexican jokes are the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"I think what I did to get away from that spider could qualify as parkour."

"How do you keep an idiot busy? You tell a joke on Reddit"