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Joke of the Day

"What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs? A flap in the face."

"Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor? There were too many truss problems."

"Pamela Anderson turns 43 today but her tits are barely old enough to buy a drink in this city."

"The worst part of Aquaman's day is when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal."

"[school] Ok class, what was Abraham Lincoln most famous for doing? Billy? ""Abolishing slavery."" And... ""Slaying vampires."" Very good."

"What's the fourth derivative called? Inauguration. Why? Change of jerk."

"Hey, look at the bright side... oh I'm sorry, YOU don't have one of those."

"How's school, Hannah? ""Really tough, dad."" They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they? ""No-"" WHY THE HELL NOT"

"My girlfriend is like a trampoline,... ...i dont have a trampoline!"

"two blondes... ...are chit chatting. ""I slept with a Brazillian!"" ""Wow, how many is that?"""