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Joke of the Day
"A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually."
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"I once had a crippiling masturbation addiction... ...now i have a sex addiction, could you say my addiction has gotten out of hand?"
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"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza... I guess i should've put it on aloha temperature."
"How do you get a fire started? You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting..."
"Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party? He wanted to find a tight seal."
"Instead of walking faster when someone holds a door open for me, I slow down to test their door holding resolve."
"Spending the day driving past people taking pictures in public and yelling, ""YUCK! DELETE!"""
"Is it whisky? Two Chinese men break into a Scottish Distillery. One turns to the other and says ""is it whisky?"". His accomplice turns to him and says ""yes! But not as whisky as wobbing a bank""."
"What was the fat asian rapper's name? Too chinz"