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Joke of the Day

"What is the #1 book that teaches you all about business The Book of Job"

"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? It was a small medium at large."

"I went for a job interview. The bloke asked, ""Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?"" ""Same as now - in photos and mirrors,"" I replied"

"What did the bee say to his wife? No on knows. It's a Mister Bee."

"I put my middle finger up as soon as I start driving, and if another driver does something really good, I take it down for a second."

"Can I go to a spa and hire someone to pop the pimples on my back? Like what do single people do about back pimples?"

"How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes."

"Why are dogs always thirsty? Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO"

"You Can Tune a Piano but You Can't Tuna Fish"

"What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish? His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!"