177688
Joke of the Day
"What are a clumsy person's favorite flowers? Oopsie daisies."
Next Joke
"I have a new word for vibrator ... selfie stick"
"Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside."
"What did the dubstep valentine's day card say? I wub you"
"What does Ryan Seacrest say while having sex? ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"" ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"""
"... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop."
"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association."
"What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar? The name's Bond, Covalent Bond"
"What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel? A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters"
"What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell? Dumb ones!"