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Joke of the Day
"What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell? Dumb ones!"
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"Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7."
"how did the Russian babysitter win the race? She got ahead LOL"
"Two blondes talking to each other... One asks the other, ""Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?"" The other blonde says, ""Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."""
"I'm at my classiest when my date rips my bra off and cookie crumbs fall out"
"I once had a small part in a porn movie. It was cold that day."
"Every girl wants to be swept off her feet It's when you put her in the trunk that she starts to freak out"
"Keep on Trying by Percy Vere"
"What the difference between /r/gonewild and /r/jokes? Not all the posts on /r/gonewild are about pussy, anal sex, blowjobs, and pedophilia. Seriously, /r/jokes, get your shit together"
"I just did absolutely nothing for this Klondike Bar."