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Joke of the Day
"Where does Iron Man live? Iron know."
Next Joke
"Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: A kangaroo stuck in a tree."
"Pancake Day ... Has has really creped up on me this year"
"A survey found one in five women have ended a relationship because their significant other was too busy playing video games."
"I asked a Mexican man how he was voting in the next election. He was on the fence."
"So a turkey and a ham are walking into a cancer survivors meeting... The ham looks over at the turkey and says: ""What are you doing here? You aren't cured. """
"Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale? A whale-weigh station!"
"Idea: ""Celebrity Price Is Right"" where Gwyneth Paltrow guesses that loaves of bread cost $460"
"Date: Do u have any allergies? Me: I'm allergic to raisins. They make me cry D: That's an unusual reaction M: They could've been wine!!"
"Ask someone if they'll watch your bag for you but never actually leave just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend."