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Joke of the Day

"I have a new word for vibrator ... selfie stick"

"The Pope took mass in a false mustache recently. It was a blessing in disguise."

"I hate school and got caught skipping the other day... My principal said, ""Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."""

"The sincerest form of flattery is having a robot from the future sent back in time to kill you. Imitation is a distant second."

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just 1 but it will take 3 episodes."

"What do you call an Irish basketball player with a sore back? Hunch-black of Notre Dame"

"Stop leaving the freezer door open! This is why we can't have ice things."

"What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dick is hanging out."

"If I had a dollar for every time I fell for a tweeter instead of a real person, I could pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house. (awkward silence) knock knock. (who's there?) The chicken. Feel free to try on your friends, its a good laugh."