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Joke of the Day
"My friend asked me to come up with Eleven jokes about The Australian Open. I think Tennis enough."
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"Ok /r/jokes, give me your best. Just wanted to see this subreddits potential. And that I'm not much of a funny person."
"Don McClean's wife just surpassed American Pie as his greatest hit."
"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. (oldie but goodie)"
"Why'd the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks."
"The Sea A husband says to his wife: "" -Honey, you remind me of the sea..."" "" -That's really sweet!"" "" -No, you just make me sick."""
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Helllllooo from the other siiiiide. My daughter came home from school with that one."
"Four gay men walk into a bar, there is only one stool left so what do they do? Flip it over"
"Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I didn't see you first."
"How do they package bread at the bakery? They baguette."