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Joke of the Day

"Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested."

"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"Based on the rate of sagging pants, it is predicted that by 2017, people will just pull their pants behind them with a rope."

"How do you get down off an Elephant? You don't. You get down off a duck."

"what's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? ...I have a boner."

"Sexism is wrong and being wrong is for women"

"Just took my girlfriend to the movies and now I'm $10,000 in debt."

"Ever open a drawer to get something, forget what it was, close the drawer and immediately remember, only to have to open the drawer again?"

"Awesome hanging with yall just real quick can you guys not tag me in the pictures cause a few years ago I accidentally faked my own death"

"mom: no TV for a week! dad: and after you take a bath you can't use your hands to get out of the tub *sons jaw drops* mom: [whispers] nice"