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Joke of the Day

"I'm honestly convinced some women do not fart. They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama."

"Men with itchy butts Have smelly fingers"

"Parents w/ 1st kid: *Peels grape & slices it into 84 tiny pieces. Parents w/ 4th kid: *Gives kid knife & fork to cut their own steak."

"How did the Jewish terrorist die? Hebrew up."

"Why did George Lucas Cross The Road? To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80."

"What sound does a gay magician make when it disappears? Poof"

"Why don't 90 year old women have sex? Have YOU ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"[Sex Shop] Worker: can I help you? Me: Yes can I get um.. *fumbles with piece of paper* one sex please"

"As a teen I assumed the best thing about being an adult would be going to bed as late as I wanted. Little did I realise it's the opposite."

"Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Give a man a jelly fish and you can pee on him."