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Joke of the Day

"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"Why did the cow get a job at Google? Because she was out standing in her field."

"I don't know where else to put this, and I know reddit hates it, but if you have ok Google, ask 'what does the fox say?' I love their sense of humor."

"I've just won the 2013 'Most secretive person' award. I can't tell you how much it means to me."

"Opinions are like herpes outbreaks. Nobody wants them."

"My dad got fired recently for sleeping on the job. He didn't like being a pilot that much anyway."

"Did you hear about that earthquake yesterday? I heard it was groundbreaking."

"Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk??? Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door"

"The couple from Little People Big World got a divorce. I guess you could say it was a short marriage."