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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that there is an elephant at Bush Gardens? That's what I call my crotch."

"My friend went to mime school... Haven't heard from him since. HAHAHALOLOLOO SO FUNNY SOMEONE PLZ KILL ME"

"make it a double A woman walks into a bar. The bartender asks her what she wants. ""I'll have an entendre,"" she says. ""Make it a double"" So he gave it to her."

"A blonde and a burnette are on opposite sides of a river... The burnette yells to the blonde ""how do I get to the other side?"" The blonde yells back ""you are on the other side!"""

"What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round? Patty O'Furnature"

"As I sat on the toilet this morning I was reminded of my first divorce. At first I thought it had been a clean break, but then it got messy and there was lots of paperwork."

"""Your password must contain at least 6 letters"" Hmm ok *starts writing* Dearest Catherine, it has been nearly a fortnight since I last wrote"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because the ref was blowing a foul."

"what do you call it when 3 muppets have sex together? - Mena Menage a trois"

"Yo mamma so fat.. That she drowns in the dead sea!"