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Joke of the Day

"When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier"

"You have a donkey and I have a rooster. Your donkey eats my roosters legs. What do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"Did you hear about the new Clinton computer? It has 6 inches of RAM and no memory!"

"So I accidentally sent nudes to everyone in my address book. Worst part about it? Cost me a small fortune in postage stamps."

"Stephen Hawking finally published his new book. It's about time."

"There's 4 and a half inches of light snow outside ...or as most the men on Tinder would have me believe, 8 inches and really thick."

"What did Donald Trump do in Musical theatre? ^^^(jazz-hands)"

"Twitter Clique: (n) a small exclusive group of friends who promise to tell each other they are funny."

"I have a fear of speed Bumps I'm slowly getting over it."

"I saw Jimmy Carr at the train station the other day.. ..I guess it's because he doesn't like taxis"