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Joke of the Day
"When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier"
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"A priest asked a convicted murderer at the electric chair: ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replied the murderer ""will you please hold my hand?"""
"[while titanic is sinking] me: [mouth full of shrimp at the buffet] I can't believe no one is eating these lol"
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"Would you like to hear a joke? Donald Trump"