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Joke of the Day
"I laugh like a dumbass every time I hear the term 'manhole'. Maturity will not be reached."
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"If William Shatner and Jason David Frank is in the same scene together... Who gets the close up?"
"I just want the confidence of my grandpa in church taking a call from the pharmacy on speaker phone to confirm his Viagra prescription."
"My estranged father bought me a telescope for Christmas We're a lot closer now."
"Someone should invent padded underwear for men to get back at women for wearing pushup bras"
"What did the lucky butter say? I'm on a roll!"
"What are a school teachers 3 favorite words? June, July, and August."
"How come men don't watch women's ice hockey? No man can handle that many periods."
"What was the bridge player's political view? No-trump!"
"I love strapping my kids into their car seats. It's the closest I can legally come to putting them in straitjackets."