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Joke of the Day

"I laugh like a dumbass every time I hear the term 'manhole'. Maturity will not be reached."

"What do you call a black man in space? An Astronaut you racist!"

"When I was a kid I prayed every night for a new bicycle Then I learned the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness instead edit: woohoo #1"

"Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat under a buck."

"Italians and Spaniards are so used to Catholic child abuse... ... That they call the Pope daddy"

"What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !"

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it!"

"Girlfriend: Are you ready to be a dad? ""I don't know, how would I know?"" GF: I'm pregnant! ""Hi Pregnant, I'm... OH MY GOD I'M READY"""

"The worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in."