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Joke of the Day

"Once, I got pulled over because a cop thought my car was on fire but really it was just my hair flying out the sunroof."

"Sell a man a fish... Sell a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, miss our on a wonderful business opportunity."

"Chad always has an impeccable fashion sense, even when he's not trying People ask him how he does it and he tells them, ""Well, I didn't stay in the closet all those years for nothing""."

"Reddit, Facebook and Twitter should merge into one company called Bridge. To bring more awareness to Bridge Trolls"

"[breakup talk] H: Gimme one last chance! M: How can I trust you again? H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!"

"Have you heard the joke about Murphy's Law? It goes like... no wait... ah, damn it."

"Damn girl are you a pet rock? Because I want you in my butt."

"Why are so many racist jokes about black people? Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out."

"Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big."

"Be like Bro This is Bro. Bro gets F'e in all Subject, Bro Knows F means Fantastic or Fabulous. Bro think he's the best student in the world, Bro is happy with his gread, Be like Bro"