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Joke of the Day
"I hate being bipolar... It's awesome!"
Next Joke
"Life is like a silent fart Pfft."
"Argario make me like a pornstar... First I'm say I'm going to eat all the balls. Then I scream THAT'S THE LARGEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!"
"But baby, if you didn't want me climbing in your window, why'd you leave the ladder in the garage behind the workbench chained to the beam?"
"What is a priest's favorite candy? Sacramentos"
"In my defense, my response to her inquiry as to how my day was going was ""I'm less stabby than normal"" not ""Please tell me about your cat."""
"Have any brief jokes I can snapchat a girl that I like?"
"pirate joke I saw a pirate walking down the street and he had a paper towel on his head so I said ""what's with the paper towel."" he said ""arrgh got a Bounty on me head."""
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall... The one fish turns to the other and says, ""Dam."""
"Where did the man go after the explosion? All over."