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Joke of the Day

"Making people uncomfortable & upset really gives me the most happiness in life . Above all else , I hope to make you feel wrong"

"I tweet because it's fun and I like the validation, but also because one day it'll prove to a jury how crazy I am."

"Why did the dinosaur go to jail? Because he was a child molester."

"Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics? Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA."

"""Do you need a ride?"" Me, to every jogger I pass in my car"

"How do most rappers build a following? They go shopping at a department store."

"At least dogs look at you when you're talking with them as if to say, hell yeah I'd talk to you, but I'm a dog."

"Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy? If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent."

"What Do You Get When You Cross ""White Christmas"" With A Black Rapist? Bing Cosby edit for pudding an extra letter in the last name"

"Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!"