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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dinosaur go to jail? Because he was a child molester."

"What's the cheapest meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck."

"The basics of male masturbation Are easy to grasp."

"What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common? For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles."

"Her: Isn't she your girlfriend? Me: No, No, No, I broke up with her two days ago. She just hasn't checked her voice mail yet..."

"[at the gym] Trainer: You want me to spot you, bro? Waldo: Please don't do that."

"Fun trick: Handcuff her and tell her you're taking her to 50 Shades of Grey. That way she can't escape when you go to The SpongeBob Movie."

"What's a reporter's favorite food? Ice cream because they always want a scoop!"

"<gets pulled over> Officer- What's making all that noise in your trunk? Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly."

"Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? nevermind its so cheesy"