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Joke of the Day

"Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy? If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent."

"I have a phobia of German sausages... I fear the Wurst."

"Mom: You need to get a hobby. Me: Like photography? Mom: I don't think stalking the garbageman is a hobby."

"What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs? Two chickens and a goat."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"What does an asshole and a nine volt battery have in common You know it's a bad idea but your tongue is going to touch it"

"Sneaking up on me from behind while I'm doing dishes is a super fun way to get yourself stabbed with a steak knife"

"If you're feeling down about yourself, it won't help you to know that Honey Boo Boo makes more money than school teachers."

"Black friday, ughhhh ALL FRIDAYS MATTER!"

"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."