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Joke of the Day

"How do most rappers build a following? They go shopping at a department store."

"What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal in New Jersey and a voluptuous lobster? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"

"How do you kill a hipster? Push them into the mainstream and watch them tumblr"

"How will we truly reach gender equality? By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias."

"What has nine arms and blows? Def Leppard"

"Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine..."

"What do you call a lazy immigrant ? A United States citizen"

"What does Wonder Woman call foreplay? Amazon Prime."

"I just love that fragrance you're wearing, is that Consent?"

"At first I didn't like having a beard, but it grew on me."