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"Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ""Black Friday""? Because everything is a steal."
"A yoga pants owner, an uggs owner, and an iphone owner walks into a starbucks She orders a drink - Pumpkin Spice Latte"
"A mushroom walks into a bar The bartender says: ""Get out of here! We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom says: ""Why not man? I really am a FunGi."""
"skippin the intro of a game and then realizin you have no idea what the objectives are just walking round aimlessly hoping something pops up"
"What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common? Sucker Punch."
"a culture caught between afraid of being seen as too expressive like a hipster or completely inexpressive like a basic person"
"Press 1 for English. Press 2 For shitty customer service in any language."
"I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're gods way of making us slap ourselves."
"Maybe I'm covered in chameleons right now. I'll never know for sure."