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Joke of the Day

"What do Zack Snyder and The Jonestown Massacre have in common? Sucker Punch."

"A man walks in on his wife, an English professor, having sex with his buddy. Honey! How could you! Well.. I'm surprised! She responds: *I'm* surprised. *you* are *astonished*."

"Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love... But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic..."

"If a family's last name is Smear, do the kids call their grandpa Pap Smear?"

"A recent study about sexual behavior found out that Only 9/10 people enjoy gang-bangs"

"In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover."

"Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, ""A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"" The other monster replied, ""Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."""

"How did Osama Bin Laden feed his kids (OC) Here comes the aeroplane..."

"""Now, tell me I'm pretty"" -me as a hypnotist"

"Why us it not good to have an oily face? The US might invade it."