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Joke of the Day

"Maybe I'm covered in chameleons right now. I'll never know for sure."

"What happens when a Chinese man with a boner runs into a wall? He breaks his nose."

"I'm great at drinking and driving but I would never do them at the same time."

"My girlfriend agreed to give me a blowjob Oral consent"

"Bald people struggle with improv, They can't seem to come up with anything off the top of their head."

"What do you do if your daughter starts smoking? Slow down and use lube."

"What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit? r/Jokes. Everything there is recycled, including this post."

"My family has a genetic predisposition for diarrhea. Runs in our jeans"

"I take karate classes solely to fight off hobos who mistake my man bun for a delicious cinnamon roll"

"My mate asked me why I have sex noises saved on my iPod. I said, ""It's for sound effects during sex."" He asked, ""Your wife a bit quiet in the sack?"" I replied, ""No, I work in a morgue."""