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Joke of the Day

"There's furniture items that allow SFW swearing. That's sofa king nice."

"My teen was complaining he had no clean clothes so I asked him what he thought he should do: ""Uh, go buy new clothes?"" Have kids. It's fun."

"What's a chiropractor's busiest day? Throwback Thursday."

"I've been ignoring these dirty dishes for 47 minutes and they still haven't taken the hint. It's just awkward now..."

"What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women? A Biplane."

"what do you call a Canadian alien? ehh lmao"

"I'm probably not going to get accepted into the optimist club."

"Sometimes I'm playing a dangerous game like Halo & people ask if I get scared but honestly no, your training just takes over"

"Two Dicks... Two dicks were hanging out at a bar."

"What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car? The bear maximum"