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Joke of the Day

"My Dad used to say ""Always fight fire with fire"" That's probably the reason they threw him out of the fire brigade."

"Women with horses are rich versions of cat ladies."

"9 out of 10 people agree that it's weird to stand on top of the toilet and ask them survey questions over the stall wall."

"Roze-Slovenijatruplo Band -Roses Boses"

"Therapy Me: she never tells me anything Her: He doesn't listen Me: that's bs gimme an example Her: I'm 8 months pregnant Me: WHOA"

"My favorite criminal intent: Robin Hood camping."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."

"Little Johnny & the Devil A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, ""Do you believe in the Devil?"" ""No,"" said Little Johnny. ""It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."""

"What's the difference between ""like"", ""love"" and ""showing off""? Spit, Swallow and Gargle."

"A little Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow 50 dollars. His dad says, ""50 dollars?! Why the heck do you need 40 dollars? 30 dollars is a LOT of money!"""