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Joke of the Day
"My friend hasn't had a bite all day. So I bit him."
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"I have a friend who is pregnant. Trouble is, she slept around so much that she has no idea who the mother is."
"Wanna Know SomeThing Funny? My Amount Of Karma."
"The band The Doors have decided to change their name after the next member dies It's gonna be Three Doors Down."
"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thinking of a joke when there's a worm in your apple"
"What's green and furry and smells like pig? Kermit the Frog's finger"
"""You've got a friend in me."" - Cannibals, probably"
"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F"
"""what's your most cherished memory keith?"" [looks at my wife and baby in crowd with loving smile] [leans into mic] i heard a dog laugh once"
"What did the Jewish Pedophile say to the boy? Would you like to buy some candy?"