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Joke of the Day
"Sherbet is great if someone asks you for ice cream and you hate them."
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"The moderator needs a spray bottle. Each time someone interrupts, they could just be like: ""NO! BAD PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE! BAD!! *spray*"
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"Two blondes walk into a bar The first one says ""Don't worry, I didn't see it either""."
"Once upon a time there was a happy woman... But that happened only once and only to one woman"
"So, where does the captain keep his armies? In his sleevies!! ( )"