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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen the movie called ""Constipated??"" You probably haven't because it hasn't come out yet."

"People think life after college is nothing but feeling tired all the time, but that's just not true. There's also a ton of fear and anxiety."

"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because its the scenter."

"*touches a turtel* *dies* *touches a plant* *dies* wow mario are u allergic to evreything or wat"

"I'm such a great chick magnet Too bad I'm the kind that repels rather than attracts"

"KFC came out with the Obama Bucket.. Its all left wings, and chicken shits."

"Whenever you see a sword swallower perform, it makes you wonder what sort of activities they used to do to make them realize they had this talent."

"Canadian Army training is 6 weeks of learning how to throw a snowball."

"I had sex with a prostitute in a clown costume before Stephen King wrote that horror novel. In a pro pre-It."

"What's Hitler's favorite part of a golf course? The bunker"