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Joke of the Day

"The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar."

"I'd say go to hell, but I don't want to see you again."

"Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives."

"According to my calorie intake, I just need to be on the treadmill for 3 years today."

"I call my genitalia the Severance Package... After its seen it usually ends relationships."

"Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey? The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece."

"I've got sexy women on me like white on rice Fried rice that is."

"What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one? An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery."

"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... He orders a drink."

"I would fake a heart attack but this coworker would just try to finish his story in the ambulance ride to the hospital."