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Joke of the Day
"Zelda is the name of the PRINCESS, the guy in green who saves her is named Luigi, idiots."
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"My Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense."
"Nothing is as scary as logging into Facebook and seeing someone you were secretly with last night has uploaded a new album."
"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he's married"
"Why can't a porn star sneak up on anyone? Because everyone sees them coming"
"""It's 3am and everyone is asleep. Must run into random rooms as fast as I can and jump on everything"" - cats"
"How do you go about picking up a nice Jewish girl? With a broom and a dustpan."
"WOMAN: pls help, theres a man outside terrorizing me 911: haha aww that just means he likes you MURDERER (at window): HEY SHUT UP I DO NOT"
"If you dress up as a banana and eat a banana Is that canabananalism?"
"The good news is I'm pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is I'm pretty much who I say I am."