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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for everytime I had an existential crisis it wouldnt matter because currency is a social construct and life is meaningless."

"This could be the beginning of a beautiful restraining order."

"What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler? How red their necks are."

"To the co-worker who had a 17 min conversation with me and didn't tell me I had a smudge on my forehead. It's on!!"

"What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !"

"rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve -Octopus preparing for a fight"

"You know what they say about Anthropologists They are all outstanding in their field."

"Bathroom joke What's the difference between sanctuary and prison? Toilet paper."

"Being a gynaecologist is like being a pizza delivery guy. You can smell it but you can't taste it. I'm sure that's what paediatricians say as well"

"The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows whether or not to say it..."