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Joke of the Day
"This could be the beginning of a beautiful restraining order."
Next Joke
"My mother is in the hospital... She's a nurse."
"I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest."
"What did the turkey eat for Christmas? Nothing, it was already stuffed!"
"When birds fly in V formation why is one side longer than the other? They have more birds on that side. #scienceded"
"I went to buy a book about Bernie Sanders ...but it was sold out."
"She doesn't follow Newton's law I give her a stare but she doesn't give me an equal and opposite reaction"
"I tried that whole ""if you love something, set it free"" thing but my kids are still here."
"I raped myself today. It sucks being a schizophrenic hermaphrodite."
"6: can i have ice cream? Me: ur room clean? 6: if I clean it can I have ice cream? M: sure 6:*looks at room* thats ok I dont need ice cream"