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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about Anthropologists They are all outstanding in their field."
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"How to annoy a Redditor? [deleted]"
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"Just saw a poor girl crying in the library, devastated about something. So I pulled up a chair, leaned in and told her, ""You can shut up or go outside, I've got an exam tomorrow""."