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"When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts? During Black Friday."
"[movie theater] TRAILER ANNOUNCER: how far will one man go.....to protect what he loves ME: [turning to person behind me] pretty far i bet"
"What do you call a sauna massage? A saussage"
"I am never more aware that I don't have boobs than when I'm paying for my own drink."
"As it is Alabama, It wouldn't be proper without the traditional speech... From the father of the bride and groom."
"How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."""
"I got tasered by a female cop the other night.. never have I laid eyes upon a more stunning beauty."
"[on the phone] wife: My mom tripped over the dog me: Is she ok? wife: Yeah me: Can I talk to her? wife: Sure *calls for the dog*"
"What's the difference between pedophiles and acne? Acne waits until you're 13."