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"""What's an FAQ?"" is probably an FAQ."
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"[NSFW] What does a condom and a wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
"Kim Jong Un's fat could be evenly distributed among his people so that all are well fed :/"
"The color black is out drinking with his friends. Black says to the bartender, ""Hey, something isn't right. Where is all the color white?"" Bartender says, ""dude, this is a gray bar."
"The escalator at the gym is broken, this is BULLSHIT."
"Words can't describe how beautiful you are. But, numbers can. 4/10"
"You know your getting old when you drop something on the floor and instead picking it right back up, you just stare at it for a min or two..."
"Whats the difference between a mosquito and your mom? The mosquite stops sucking when I slap it."
"Why could Thor's daughter never try anal? Because her father was an Ass-guardian. Ba dum tussss.."
"I'm at my most Disney Princess when I fight with my stepfamily before drunkenly losing my shoe at a party."