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Joke of the Day

"The wife asked me, ""When you're on a business trip away, do you think about me?"" Apparently ""Only to stop myself from cumming too quickly"" wasn't the right answer."

"I was going to make a joke about amplifiers but I got too much negative feedback."

"""Give it here!"" ""No, it's mine!"" ""it's my turn!"" ""you had it last!"" ""come on gimme it!"" ""no way!"" ""but it's my go!"" Siamese twins having a wank."

"One direction should be renamed 0.8 Direction"

"In any kind of relationship...you learn more about someone at the end of that relationship than at the beginning......"

"Why were the Native Americans in America before us? They had reservations."

"My girlfriend said, ""Hey, want to hear a dirty joke..."" I expected her to say ""a white horse in mud"", but she surprised me with ""your dick after we do anal""."

"Husband: What would you do if i won the lottery? Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now."

"If your gift says ""from Mom and Dad"" you just know Dad has absolutely no idea what's inside it."

"My Mom watched me play ""Madden"" for 40 minutes then asked ""What game are you watching?"" I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands."