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Joke of the Day
"F Scott Fitzgerald ...and F the Great Gatsby as well."
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"I really love the way the earth rotates... It makes my day."
"My dad works on Nukes and told me this today What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project? Yellow Cake"
"Why can't you ever really trust your toilet? It's usually full of shit."
"My hearing-impaired GF left me for a hearing-impaired man. I should have seen the signs."
"I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James."
"What do you call a flea on the moon? A lunartick."
"How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus? You pokemon"
"Why has Ten been flirting with Seven? Because she heard that Seven eight Nine's pussy."
"Legally, you are not required to tell your boss WHY you saved all those Burt Reynolds pictures to the desktop."