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Joke of the Day
"Tumblr actually likes Preston Garvey That's it, that's the joke."
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"I like to pride myself on knowing whether it's Ice Ice Baby or Under Pressure by the first bum bum bum badda dum bum."
"In a parallel universe nobody can park."
"My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !"
"This creepy guy at work calls me ""hun"" despite knowing my real name so I've started calling him Mulan."
"""Professor I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?"" ""Well I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."""
"There are no atheists in parking lots where you've dropped your phone face down on the asphalt."
"Did you hear about the guy who got his tongue cut out by the mafia? Never mind. It's a tasteless joke."
"Any salad is a caesar salad if you stab it enough. Repost from r/showerthoughts"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... with a big cup size."