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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 5' 2"" fortune teller that has escaped from prison? A small medium at large"
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"I'm not sure what I did wrong but the pile of LEGOs left on the bath mat while I was in the shower seems like some kind of threat."
"Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns? Because they taste funny."
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity...... Twice."
"What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!"
"I'm against vaccination! Vaccines save lives and I'm against overpopulation!"
"My girlfriend and I are in sync! Like the band. Or soap."
"I used a fax machine today!! I also ran all the cotton thru the gin and plowed the field with my oxen while it finished dialing up."
"I was going to tell a Voldemort joke.... But everyone already nose it."
"No body What do you call a man with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"