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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns? Because they taste funny."
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"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a cape to wear and whoosh noises to make."
"Statistically 60% of people use their mobile phone to cheat on their partners. Personally I prefer to use my pen!s."
"What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt? MOO-barak!"
"Worst job Who has the worst job at a strip club? The bouncer, He has to work hard all night."
"I feel ripped off. I was with a bunch of kids today and not one of them said anything even remotely darndest."
"What do you get when you see Bill Cosby in double-vision? Raped."
"You hear about the guy who had his whole left side amputated? I hear he's all right now."
"Worst profession for take your kid to work day: Suicide Bomber"
"So women draw their eyebrows on daily, and nothing is said. I sharpie on a beard for movember and suddenly everyone has something to say."